HIMYM

The story of How I Met Your Mormon:

Weeellllll kiiiids, you remember the old hindi movie saying: "Don't worry betaaa!! Acche logon ke saath acchhha hi hota hai".

I don't know if that's true, yet! For now, thanks to all the people who've made my days (the last few months) bright, sunny and beautiful.

Now for a recitation of my most recent goof-up.
Prologue:
Recently, we got an invitation to attend a house-party at our apartment. Eric, the gracious host who likes to be called Pa, said that we were all welcome to an evening of crazy of games and snacks.
STM irde, i told that we should carry along something to drink. We racked that archealogical site that some cleaner homes call the refrigerator and found two bottles of Corona and a large unopened Coke. Nithin, latched on to the Coronas immediately, reducing our options.
Comedy in two acts:
Act I:
Scene 1: Outisde the door of apartment 1, 15 mins late.
Me: Should we really go in?
Vipin: If you ditch me now....
Me (Entering, pointing to the bottle and grinning) : Sorry guys, we were out of beer.
A few feeble laughs and a few gasps from the audience.
Act II:
Me (About to leave, pinting to the unused bottle of coke): You guys don't drink coke!!! What kind of americans are you?
Somebody in the group (Muttering): Mormons...

*at this point I'm expecting a few rounds of applause and one or two Bravo from y'all...*