Kis ne bana di movie???

Warning:  This movie is not for a teacher who asked us to make micro-controllers instead of using them, PK and Akshaye Kumar. The same applies to YOU, the reader, (pssst!!! don't turn around and look back!!!)  and read further only if you really need an explanation.

The actual storyline of the movie is actually very simple. Ask a good looking girl to choose between a guy she thinks is hot n cutesie (?? well, perspective; my perspective of her perspective) and an absolute crasshole(creep+asshole) who gives Count Dracula the shivers of coldness; the good-looking-girl, let's call her PIT (pretty indian thing), will always choose the creep but she shall do so just before the end of the movie. Now add to it some, well let me put it this way,  seasoned storyline and a sidekick who acts slightly better than the hero and you have "Rab ne bana di jodi".

Apart from that, the movie is full of so much trivia that a lesser soul than yours humbly wouldn't have understood, contemplated and written this blog..

1. Action sequences: In one of the crescendo-breaking moments of the movie Shaaa....-ruk does what no actor ever dared to before on Indian Cinema.  *Akshaye Kumar please don't read this part* He not only poses to be riding a bike in one of the earlier scenes but also pillions the PIT in a path-breaking action chase.

While everybody was busy looking at the PIT's pit as she swerves the bike around, i was not only able to hear the background music, a la Thomas cheta, but was also able to decode this easter-egg correctly.. It is obviously a dekko to Dhoom-3 rumored to star Shaaa...-ruk !!

*Akshaye Kumar you can read from this part on*

2. While everybody is under the impression that Shaaa...ruk has acted the role of Surinder Sahni to planck-length perfection and described it as the only saving grace of the film, it is not true. The actual funda is that the make-up artists tried really hard to stick the moustache on Shaaaa...'s face (even used Gorilla glue) but  the bloody thing wouldn't stay. So they had to use a grey-colored plastic mannequin with a moustache attached to shoot teh scenes with Surinder Sahni. 

I wouldn't have noticed it if not for the gaffe in the scene where Shaaaa... is seen talking to Surinder in Bobby's saloon...

Makes perfect sense!!!  Reasons: a. Shaaaa can never have a moustache, b. SS talks in barely audible whispers that are easily synthed digitally and c. Shaaaaa can never even have a fake moustache.

3.  Shiamak Davar is Govinda's pseudonym, proof  . Check out the dresses and the pelvic grooves. Also, Raj calling Taani "Partner" was an obvious giveaway.

4.  The movie is a competitor to Aamir's Ghajini releasing on the same date and borrows heavily from the movie. Also, this movie, like TZP, is based on the learning problems of people. It portrays the circs of Taani who is autistic. This savant cannot differentiate between a moustached mannequin and Raj; but she can recollect and correctly connect the similarities of the way they ate a paani-puri from paranthe-waali gali and home-made biriyani. I think she would have made a great quizzer.

Be that as it may all be, the movie did still leave a few open-ended, unanswered questions:

1. Who is the guy seen bathing beneath the tap in SS's house? (this occurs twice in the movie)

2. Who is the drummer in the movie "KHKN"?

3. Which is the Qn. that Udupa's shaaa can't answer? and why?

I think the last 3 qns would make a nice Supertheme...